Showing posts with label Tura Satana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tura Satana. Show all posts

Sunday, February 8, 2009

RUSS MEYER'S "FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!"


Russ Meyer's "Faster Pussycat! Kill ! Kill!"(1965) is one of my favorite cult films of all time. It is slickly produced with beautiful black & white photography and has an addictive bad attitude and evil vibe. It is about three go-go dancers, Billie (played by Lori Wlliams), Rosie (played by Haji), and Varla (played by Tura Satana). These three voluptuous larger than life vixens are hanging out in the desert, drag racing and having a blast when a a preppy looking guy and his girlfriend Linda (played by Susan Bernard) pull up and want to race. Varla accepts the challenge and of course she beats him. He contests the results. A fight ensues and Varla breaks the man's back, leaving him to die in the desert. They kidnap the girlfriend and take off. They eventually stop at a gas station and learn about an old man (excellently played by Stuart Lancaster) who has a ton of money. Of course our girls want their hands on this loot. They have a lust for life, sex, and crime and they don't care who gets in their way. Of course they invite their way into the old man's house and all chaos and violence ensues as they do anything they can to get their hands on the load of money.

What amazes me about this movie is the sleek photography, the great script and dialog (courtesy of Jack Moran), the impressive acting and the unrelenting pace of the story. The black and white photography is gorgeous. There are many great shots of the desert, and the camera angles and smooth transitions are extraordinary. The script writing is incredible, full of double entendres and phrases that are so ingenious they will stay in your head forever. In fact, the dialogue in this movie is so good, many bands have heavily sampled from it, especially White Zombie. The pacing of the story and dialogue is excellent. It keeps you on edge but makes you comfortable at the same time, as if you were right there with the characters. The acting is incredible. Tura Satana plays Varla with a seductive vengeance, and Stuart Lancaster plays the old man with a brilliant down-home sort of creepiness. The pace of the story never lets up as the tension builds between the three vixens, leading up to the violent and thrill-packed ending.

This is one of those movies that you don't want to divulge too much of the plot as to not to spoil it for those who haven't seen it yet, even though I want to tell you everything that happens in this movie right now. It is one of those movies that has to be seen to be appreciated, and a simple plot synopsis will not do it justice. If you have seen this movie you know what I'm talking about.
If you haven't seen "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" yet.....well what are you waiting for? And if you have seen it, watch it again . I've seen this one so many times I've lost count.

Here's the amazing introduction. I love the bizarre sleazy narration and the incredible 1960's garage rock theme song performed by The Bostweeds.



And here is the excellent trailer. Enjoy!

Monday, December 15, 2008

MARK OF THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES


Ted V. Mikels' MARK OF THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES. Mind-numbing, gleeful fun! A sequel of sorts to his ASTRO-ZOMBIES movie of the late 1960's, this new one has several twists that will keep you guessing, the worst special effects in the galaxy, and the most wooden, horrendous acting I've ever seen! Just suspend all disbelief and you'll be ok. And keep your copy of THE MISFITS WALK AMONG US cd close by.....you'll want to blast it during certain scenes of this movie.

In the first ASTRO-ZOMBIES, Dr. Demarco, a mad scientist, created a zombie that could kill on the demand of a radio frequency. Well, it seems now, 30 years later, that reptilian aliens from outer space have intercepted his idea and they have a whole slew of astro-zombies aboard their space ship and it's landing on earth as we speak! They unleash their astro-zombies all over the place with one goal: To KILL! And kill they do.....hordes of them hacking up innocent civillians with machetes in broad daylight in the middle of the city!

Of course, the government gets involved.......how do they stop this? And there's TURA SATANA (Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!) to deal with.. She's EVIL and she has Dr. Demarco's ORIGINAL astro-zombie recipe and she's selling it to terrorists!

It looks like the world is doomed.........the reptile creatures are paralyzing humans with laser beams and abducting them into their ASTRO-ZOMBIE army!

"With just a touch of my burning hand,
I send my astro zombies to rape this land,
Prime directive, exterminate the whole human race"------ THE MISFITS

What fun!!!! Of course the good aliens have to show up in their space ship and kill the bad guys and ruin the day for everybody but that's ok! It's still a good movie...


Astro Zombies - The Misfits