Showing posts with label Mark of the astro-Zombies. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

BLOOD ORGY OF THE SHE-DEVILS


Director Ted Mikels' "Blood Orgy of the She-Devils"(1972). Cool title, huh? Sounds like the makings of a great b-film. Wrong. The title is very misleading. There is some blood, there is no orgy, and there are no she-devils. What you have instead is a low budget hodge-podge of a film about black magic and the occult. A subject like this in Ted V. Mikel's hands should have been a gold mine. If you are going into this movie expecting another warped masterpiece such as "The Corpsegrinders" or "The Astro-Zombies" you will be disappointed.

Here's "Blood Orgy of the She-Devils" in a nutshell. It is about Mara, a powerful witch who conducts seances and other such nonsense in her mansion. In this mansion lives her minions...I guess these are the 'she-devils'. They conduct ridiculous black masses and human sacrifices and the like, with some inexplicable, horribly choreographed dancing. Mara agrees to kill a diplomat for someone for money using black magic. She succeeds, and the people who planned the assassination decide to kill Mara because she knows too much about their operation and is too powerful to be left alive. They kill Mara and a few of her minions. Mara resurrects herself and seeks revenge on her killers. Eventually some do-gooders, practicers of white magic, find out what Mara is doing, and they have to drive out the demons that Mara has invoked in her mansion before all hell breaks loose.

Sounds like a decent plot, right? Maybe, but it is executed rather clumsily. This movie could have been condensed to thirty minutes and it would be ok. But it is packed with filler, haphazard scenes thrown together that make no sense and have little to do with the movie. The acting is worse than what you would usually expect. There is tons of screaming. "Blood Orgy of the She-Devils" seems like it could be a wild ride but it is not. With that being said, I still enjoyed this movie in a weird way. It's kinda fun to look at in all it's retro-cheese-occult grandeur. I enjoyed the ending. The last fifteen to twenty minutes is maddening, well worth putting up with the rest of the film.

Would I watch this movie again? Probably not. If you haven't seen any Ted V. Mikels before, steer clear of this one and watch "The Astro-Zombies", "Mark of the Astro-Zombies", and "Corpsegrinders 1&2". I recommend "Blood Orgy of the She-Devils" to die hard Ted V. Mikels fans and hardened b-movie fanatics only.

Monday, December 15, 2008

MARK OF THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES


Ted V. Mikels' MARK OF THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES. Mind-numbing, gleeful fun! A sequel of sorts to his ASTRO-ZOMBIES movie of the late 1960's, this new one has several twists that will keep you guessing, the worst special effects in the galaxy, and the most wooden, horrendous acting I've ever seen! Just suspend all disbelief and you'll be ok. And keep your copy of THE MISFITS WALK AMONG US cd close by.....you'll want to blast it during certain scenes of this movie.

In the first ASTRO-ZOMBIES, Dr. Demarco, a mad scientist, created a zombie that could kill on the demand of a radio frequency. Well, it seems now, 30 years later, that reptilian aliens from outer space have intercepted his idea and they have a whole slew of astro-zombies aboard their space ship and it's landing on earth as we speak! They unleash their astro-zombies all over the place with one goal: To KILL! And kill they do.....hordes of them hacking up innocent civillians with machetes in broad daylight in the middle of the city!

Of course, the government gets involved.......how do they stop this? And there's TURA SATANA (Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!) to deal with.. She's EVIL and she has Dr. Demarco's ORIGINAL astro-zombie recipe and she's selling it to terrorists!

It looks like the world is doomed.........the reptile creatures are paralyzing humans with laser beams and abducting them into their ASTRO-ZOMBIE army!

"With just a touch of my burning hand,
I send my astro zombies to rape this land,
Prime directive, exterminate the whole human race"------ THE MISFITS

What fun!!!! Of course the good aliens have to show up in their space ship and kill the bad guys and ruin the day for everybody but that's ok! It's still a good movie...


Astro Zombies - The Misfits