Monday, December 8, 2008

THE CORPSE GRINDERS 2



LOTUS CAT FOOD: FOR CATS WHO LOVE PEOPLE.

Has any one seen the first CORPSE GRINDERS from 1972? It's a doozy.....slow, poorly acted, too low budget for its own good, but great entertainment! A couple of people decide to make cat food from human corpses by using a corpse-grinding machine. Cats start attacking people, the criminals get caught, and the corpse grinding machine turns the bad guys into cat food . The end. Ho hum............

But now, there's CORPSE GRINDERS 2 !! Made by the same director, TED V. MIKELS, but stepped up a bit for the 21'st century, there's plenty of new twists involved. Let's get one thing out of the way first. This is a TED MIKELS movie so the acting is going to be terrible and the production bad but the plot will be very imaginative......

And what a story it is! It opens with scrolling text just like you would see in Star Wars.....two planets are at war.........THE DOG PEOPLE and THE CAT PEOPLE.......a big spaceship battle ensues...THE CAT PEOPLE are losing and they need food...they look to the planet EARTH for help.

Cut to a seedy warehouse district. Two brothers are hard at work rebuilding their uncle's cat-food factory, LOTUS CAT FOOD. They think turning corpses into cat food sounds like a great idea......what a moneymaker!!! So they fire up the old corpse grinding machine, make some shady deals with embalmers, cremators, and grave-diggers, and they're all set!!!!!

The cat food business is booming! The corpse-grinding machine gets tons of attention in this movie! A corpse goes in one end and ground meat comes out the other.......over and over and over...

Cats start attacking humans then THE CAT PEOPLE come from outer space.........

What happens next? Well, you'll have to watch the movie!

I highly reccomend this one, especially if you're a fan of cult cinema......DOLORES FULLER makes an appearance and so does LIZ RENAY......big stars for Ed Wood and John Waters, respectively.

ENJOY!


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1 comment:

Kny said...

Doubt I'll ever watch... but I feel warm inside knowing it exists.